carry-ons

i got two freakin carry-ons allowed, and neither of them can have fuckin liquids amounting more than three ounces, i got contact fluid and shit, which cannot be sent unless through checked luggage, and im not checkin anything, what am i supposed to do about my american crew fiber, fucking tsa and their stupid fuckin rules, boo

bumper stickers

where do you get off putting a bumper sticker on your car whose lettering is too cluttered and tiny for me to read? and for that matter, stop with the calvin pissing on things and praying to a cross with a long shadow... yea i get it, stop it. fuck